introductions.

Hello. I am Lynne Marie. I am short, something that I have always resented. I also have a dry sense of humor and am considered creepy by my peers. I prefer reading to watching television and encourage avid TV watchers to turn off the idiot box. I enjoy running, but I run like a character out of Final Fantasy VII. Despite my love of dance, I have been told not to dance in public as I embarrass those around me. I have lived happily as a pescatarian which consequently added both to my creepiness and my problems with anemia.


I was not meant to be Lynne Marie. I often wonder who I would be had my parents named me Justina Simone as planned. Somehow I think she would have been better than Lynne. I am completely convinced that Justina would have been the perfect 5'5" French girl. She would be the life of the party and never considered creepy. She would watch typical romantic comedies and reality TV dramas. She would never consider running as it is such a solitary sport. Instead she would be the head cheerleader and participate in dance competitions. Justina would love barbecued pork and fried chicken amongst other typical southern specialties.

Had they known who they would be missing out on? Of course not. After all, had they known, I wouldn't be here.